I have decided against coming to Fife's not for money reasons but for sleep reasons. I seem to be developing insomnia. I can only attest it to the fact I sleep between 6am and 4pm and on the days I dont work, I try to reverse it. It isn't exactly the easiest thing in the world. As a strange side effect, i find myself erecting (yes, i did say erect) fighting clubs all over the area, and splicing porn into disney movies. considering the fact I did this before insomnia though its no biggie. however, If i introduce myself as Tyler Durden to ANYONE then kill me on the spot. I prefer a knife to the back of my skull somewhere between 25 and 28 psi.
Anyways, looking at the weekend schedule from a logical standpoint, if I did go, I would be sleeping until I caught the bus friday evening at 7pm, probably sleep on the bus (because I always get tired on long car rides, no matter what. this seems to be a weakness of mine. It doesn't matter how much of a creepy necrophiliac sonofabitch the guys next to me looks on the bus, I will go down snoring, most likely waking to either a backwoods pig farm or a smattering of penis drawn across my face in permanent marker.) and after exiting the bus, get picked up by the lot of you, hanging out till the wee hours of dawn, getting awoken early to a full day of hijinks, play games late again (and dont say we wont, cause I know you all.) and then wake up early to a 11 or 11:30 bus ride home, If i am lucky enough to wake up for my stop, then I will get home, crash wake up around 3am, and not be able to fall asleep again. to put it simply, I will die.
So I pardon all your frustration at me and apologize as much as I can for nature's effects and hope to see you sometime near the beginning of school.
I also hope you have all been brushing up on your curb stomping, Cover jumping, chainsawing and 2peiceing (see BXR from Gaylo 2) for Gears of War 2 in November.
While im thinking about it, id also like to take a minute to promote Fable 2 as awesome, Mirror's Edge as potentially decent, Legendary as a phenomenally impressive idea, so lets hope it dosent shit all over itself, The force Unleashed looks extremely next generation starwars and Fallout 3 is without a doubt worth a look from everybody that plays the 360. You can play turn based, you can run and gun and play it as an fps, you get a dog named Dogmeat, you are in A REPLICATION OF WASHINGTON DC RIGHT DOWN TO THE STAIRS IN THE WASHINGTON MEMORIAL (which you can climb). Think post apocalyptic US, bullets whizzing into mutated skin as the national anthem plays. (click this link, seriously . I will be getting this game after all its downloads will be included... http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/882301/fallout-3/videos/fallout3_security_071408.html
...regardless, I hope that you all are putting away those rusty old battle rifles for some new chainsaw equipped Lancers. (Also cause I assume a tourney will be had at school because gears two will be new, so what better way to brush up and take home the gold?).
Alright guys, much love. Ill end up seeing you all later this year anyways (even if we have to make it a trip while at school for you fife)
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